I encourage you listen to Philadelphia native Will Smith while reading this.
Muhammad Ali vs. Smokin' Joe Frazier. "Sugar" Ray Leonard vs. Roberto Duran; Arturo Gatti vs. "Irish" Micky Ward; "Sugar" Ray Robinson vs. Jake "The Raging Bull" Lamotta; Evander "The Real Deal" Holyfield vs. "Iron" Mike Tyson; "The Italian Stallion" Rocky Balboa vs. Apollo Creed.
None of these great rivals have faced off more than Senator Hillary "Lights Out" Clinton and Senator Barack "Boom-Boom" Obama, even as they plan to debate two more times in the coming three weeks. Unlike championship fights, you won't need pay-per-view to watch the debates, as the networks will offer wall-to-wall coverage of them.
Here is a preview of the upcoming contests:
For the hundreds reading this blog and the millions who have already cast their ballots around the nation Let's get ready to...(Because of copyright infrigements we are unable to finish this quote)
In the Blue Corner, debating out of the south side of Chicago, Barack "Boom-Boom" Obama.
In the other Blue Corner, out of Chappaqua, New York by way of Little Rock, Hillary "Lightsout" Clinton.
Clinton Obama XXV:
April 16, 2008
National Constitution Center
Philadelphia, PA
8:00PM EDT
ABC
Judges Scoring the bout from Ringside:
George Stephanopoulos and Charlie Gibson
Clinton Obama XXVI: Uno Mas
April 27, 2008
Site: TBD (Sites in Raliegh and Charlotte are being considered)
CBS
More details to follow
In both debates, legendary fight doctor and artist Ferdie Pacheco will be played by Dr. Howard Dean, who will stop the contest if any candidate is getting beat up too badly or by July 4th. Whichever comes first.
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